Previously:
#1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
society so embarrassed by Clippy and BonziBuddy model of onboarding tech illiterati that the entire world Apple-ified all the shit
>>182
Move to South Africa and you can get Quaaludes
Move to Japan and you can get robowaifus
>>182
the former is sour grapes, the latter is henceforth your sacred mission to accomplish within your lifetime
Denpa is good.
Far too often people assume someone online is trolling when they are actually a schizophrenic or senile or in some other way insane or mentally disabled.
>>183 the scene from The Incredibles where Mr. Incredible finds out about a superhero genocide except he's finding every computer assistant, search engine, and chatbot in history all tracing back to Ask Jeeves.
going to become rich and famous by inventing a mahjong autotable but for chess
I regret everything I have ever done.
There is nothing morally wrong with being friends with someone immoral.
精神に異常をきたす何をやっても駄目、一生芽も出ない自称俳優が暴れて困ってます。
どなたか、精神病院へ連行の上、強制隔離してください。
ちなみにこのバカ・・・
年齢・今年41歳、身長160cm台でロンパリ不細工面のハゲ。
高校中退の自衛隊くずれ、未だ正社員としての職歴なしの完全負け組。
ネットワークビジネスと怪しい新興宗教にはまり、
無保険車で人を跳ね飛ばし、多額の借金を抱え、
万年バイトでジリ貧生活を送るあまりに情けない中年男。
趣味は仮面ライダーごっこ。
Elvis-Aska is the most disgraceful in Japan.
He is a real psychotic categorized as a paranoid. and he is continuing playing an actor in delusion.
医術進歩して治るといい
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFDQQNMr/
歌舞伎症候群とかフランジ症候群か?
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFUEEkSk/
たがからだ高尾やま
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFfuFHEy/
何ださいたまに隠れてんのか
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSF5gUfVm/
そうか?CIAか?
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSF5gwWXR/
このプロレス動画をみてファンきなりました!
https://youtu.be/6WMLJOk9VxU?si=hShkDVZ8plYxMnFg
ラウンドカールの娘さんにです。
このプロレス動画をみてファンきなりました!
https://youtu.be/6WMLJOk9VxU?si=hShkDVZ8plYxMnFg
ラウンドカールの娘さんにです。
エルブィスアスカは女の子だよ
これが証拠
https://moe-sta.com/shops/4079/casts/41071
人を撥ぬたくるまで免許取り消しなのに寒いからとタバコを買いに時々事故車両を動かして買い物する輩どう思います?右側の車輪は変な色の予備タイヤのまんま走ってて周りで変な目で見られてても平気だったんすか?おもいますよね?思いませんか?どっちなんだい!?
Cute girl warmly inviting you into her cute new thread.
Previously:
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1572610984/
Cute girl who doesn't define her personality by her relationship with her genitalia.
Cute girl who defines her genitalia by her relationship with her personality.
Cute girl reading Heidegger and realizing the world is doomed
Cute girl carving out her organs so that her abdominal cavity is as empty as she feels inside.
Cute girl who thinks "going no-pan" means not eating bread.
Cute girl unlocking astral projection by washing down her sleeping pills with energy drinks
Cute girl carefully trying to choose the right dialogue options to unlock your tragic backstory.
Cute girl making the leap from wanting to want to wanting to do, but still stopping short of actually doing.
Cute girl mentally mixing up Sony, Sega and Square Enix.
Cute girl who's all out of bubblegum.
im drunk off my mind off of some fuking dorm room 1 dollar 15 cent fanta and half a fucling hanbdle of smiroff of vodka but banki is apretty cool characeter, aslong with allo fth the characthers from toughoug i mean a fucking girl thats hot athntthat can remove her head HOW WOWO! i mean thats cool and what about Alice thast can make doolls or rumia that can contrla darkness or marissa that can do mahiic i meka n i can even fin igh the games I fucking suck btu teh lore sand characters ofh the gamne are really cool%%%& I love ///jb/becausie of that you hustys are cringe fometimes but i love yoall i alseo lov ehowu orginall the artowkr for touhou is so so cool im ean im really fruknl buty man I love 4chan im in college but i juist hide and really nowone reall y nknows that i ike this stuff i mean how the fuck dopo i explain this shit, oh yeah i really likle artwrk from this frinkg ing bullent hell shootesrs and this websiut s
HOEVER ill post a pictires that i love of some charachtersfrom touhoi I think my cavorite caharavterfrom touthou is Yachi evnt thoiuisgh this isnt a yachi thread i dont care
Don’t remember the details all that well as I watched it while recovering from a pretty bad concussion. It was definitely gay, though.
Noticed by the only other chuuba that is themed after my favorite RPG maker game
As an American, learning about every random board or card game you knew of as a kid is like; “Hong Kong Backgammon was invented in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, in 1862 by Thomas Christsucker, who was also known for inventing the deep-fried cheese bolus and for his efforts to build a church made of bricks containing various ethnic slurs. Originally called <1800s slur so offensive it can melt glass> Backgammon, Christsucker intended the game as a warning about the prevalence of any people with slightly dark skin. The name was changed in 1890 when Parker Brothers bought the rights to the game from Christsucker for seventeen dollars. The game has no relation to either backgammon or Hong Kong and is based on a German game, Pegschlaffenundderschlotten.”
Yeah, I'm zenophobic. Achilles would obviously beat the tortoise, sсrеw that dumbass.
There was a merchant of Qingzhou who was much away on business, often for as long as an entire year. He had a white dog at home, and during her husband's absences his wife encouraged the dog to have sexual relations with her. The dog became quite accustomed to this.
One day, the merchant had just returned home and was in bed with his wife when suddenly the dog burst into the room, climbed up on to the bed and bit his master to death.
When the neighbours came to know of this, they were most indignant and reported the matter to the local Magistrate, who interrogated the woman under torture, and when she still refused to confess had her thrown into the county jail. He gave orders for the dog to be brought on a leash, and then summoned the woman into the tribunal. The moment the dog saw her he rushed forward, tore off her clothes with his teeth and leaped on top of her, adopting a posture that was unmistakably sexual. The woman could no longer deny the charge brought against her. The Magistrate sent them both, woman and dog, under guard to the higher court in the provincial capital.
On their way there, local inhabitants wishing to see them in the act of coupling bribed the escort, who dragged them out and forced them to perform in public. Wherever they stopped, this act attracted a crowd of several hundreds, and the yamen guards made a small fortune out of it.
Subsequently both woman and dog were sentenced to Lingering Death.
the communist party routinely censors news stories about lads doing wuxia shit in the Chinese countryside. hard-line anti kung fu campaigns try to keep young men in school and away from wandering masters. In jiangxi clifftop duels between friends turned rivals are up 70%
Shirogane Noel is not suitable to lactation
-Busty girls who eat meat will get breast cancer, just as fat guys who eat meat will get HLP
Him and miss piggy are a real pooner and troon hon type pairing. Her, double his size, over sexed, over confidently squeezing herself into unforgiving sloot clothes.
Him, padding around half ready to be thrown through a wall in one of her violent rages. Hes always topless too. And bottomless, but.
I don't really see why a fish converting to Islam would be dangerous for it. But I suppose it's up to you do decide if you want that in your home, personally I don't think I'd mind though, so long as he doesn't get overzealous.
We are the 404%
>>2
Are we freeing people that murder hikikomori, or hikikomori that murder?
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Conquerer of 4chan's News4VIP. Somehow managed to find his way over to SAoVQ; although not particularly liked there, he has a small gathering of followers. Often perched upon his table, he always has something to say about a particular situation.
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daddycool isn't doing so well these days
>>30
You're telling me the cave of VIPPER quality died 9+10 years in the future? You stupid.
5% of Gikopois consume 80% of Gikopoi's bandwidth and host 95% of the streams. Is this fair?
>>32
They do an important job of keeping discussion alive by broadcasting quality videos that make people pay attention instead of just idling. The peasant gikos weren't using that bandwidth anyway!
I'm the 403%
I'm the 404%
This was a stupid thread.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Versace_dress_of_Jennifer_Lopez
>>616 Read >>532 again, at least Mr. Dick's posts are somewhat informative, you keep posting the same link which is only relevant to yourself! There is no need to be butthurt :-)
>>617 It was purely informational at first, but it also became entertaining to know it was winding some guy up!
Elijah Wood has been cast as Green among us guy in the animated ‘AMONG US’ series.
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With flintlock muzzleloaders, the igniting spark is the result of the flint, held by the
cock, hitting the frizzen.
Makes sense. A fatigued unit should be more susceptible to damage.
So a two column shift to the left on the armor type table?
The CIA Once Built a Catfish Robot Spy Named Charlie
He was probably useless.
Wei entered the mountains to prepare the elixir of immortality, accompanied by three disciples, two of whom were skeptical. When the alchemy was completed he said, "Although the gold elixir is now accomplished we ought first to test it by feeding it to a white dog. If the dog can fly after taking it then it is edible for man; if the dog dies then it is not." The dog fell over and died, but Wei and his disciple Yu took the medicine and immediately died
I am Heron of Alexandria. I have a large beard and I create mathematical formulas. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will use my primitive steam engine to induce mold in your walls.
an odd moment when the former president insisted that “you can’t have an election in the middle of a political season.”
The former president added: “We just had Super Tuesday, and we had a Tuesday after Tuesday already.”
Trump also vowed to “bring crime back to law and order.”
Submitting to your wife sexually does not mean you cannot lead an army
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== THE REI'S SUSHI ==
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#1: https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1253758247/l50
( ・-・) That French cop is right. The rioters ARE vermin that smell bad and eat garbage and burn stuff that doesn't belong to them because they're too stupid to express themselves in a more constructive manner.
( ・-・) who was the mf that decided that westoids should only have overrated shonen trash and some random ass magical girl anime
( ・-・) people who use based/cringe speak should be lined up and shot
( ・-・) Everybody who disagrees with my corporation provided government approved opinions needs to die.
( ・-・) everybody should experience a drug induced psychosis at least once
( ・-・) I realize what the syndicates wanted were nothing short of selling out, but Bill Watterson should have merchandised a little. The children yearn for the merch.
( ・-・) Neo-Kantians should be put in the electric chair
( ・-・) Steven Moffat is a one trick pony, and it's not even a particularly good trick. Remember Sherlock? I sure don't.
( ・-・) I generally want a really left wing anarchist world. But if I am to be forced to live under a state, I feel the least uncomfortable under a republican led state. Republicans are idiots and never scream about how white people are evil, nor do they raise my taxes.
Though winter is cold,
And I am discomforted,
I won't wear mittens.
Cocks in my anus
I'm a gay man who loves cum
Please fuck my mouth hole
Cute girl cock and balls
Girthy girlschlong down your throat
Girlscrotum slaps chin
JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS
JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS JEWS
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Dog eat dog eat dog
Dog eat dog eat dog eat dog
Dog eat dog eat dog
I stand in the rain
Surrounded by dumbass kids
I hate this damn town.
We're sorry we lost
The last line of this haiku
Here is a big box
I don't remember buying.
Should I return it?
I hate all of you
shitbreathing asspocket fucks
Please have a nice day.
I like my mother
She smells like chocolate milk
And potato chips.